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MAY 29, 2012

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Tangles in romantic relationships are likely now. Your sexual drive is quite strong, and you may be more concerned with satisfying your own desires than in being sensitive to your partner. All interactions with people of the opposite sex are inclined to be tense right now.

MAY 28, 2012

Monday, May 28, 2012

You are optimistic, hopeful, and forward-looking at this time. You can see connections and possibilities you may have overlooked before. Now is a time for communicating your enthusiasm, sharing your plans and dreams, and also being more receptive to others’ thoughts and points of view. Contracts, negotiations, and business dealings of all kinds are favored now.

MAY 27, 2012

Sunday, May 27, 2012

This time period is a positive one of broadening horizons and expansion. This expansion can take many forms. You are likely to travel more now, and have more exposure to other cultures, life styles, and ethnic groups than usual. You also are more adventurous, more restless and less security-minded. You are much less cautious and self-controlled than usual, and are not able to resist indulging in the things you want, even if you really can’t afford them. You spend money freely, visit places you have never been to before, and become exposed to lots of new ideas. This time period is, in general, a very positive one for it widens your horizons and puts you in touch with more opportunities and choices. You are much less confined and restricted, and you feel optimistic and positive in outlook. In business dealings, this is a time of expansion and growth. The only negative possibility is growth which is too fast or uncontrolled, leading to a lot of waste and inefficiency. You are also more conscious of social and political issues now. You can better see how your life fits into the overall social order, and this enables you to approach your affairs with a broader, more comprehensive outlook. You may also become involved in trying to improve and reorganize social or political activities.

MAY 26, 2012

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Conversations and sharing plans and ideas with others are very fruitful now. You understand what others are telling you, and you make yourself clearly understood also. This is a favorable time for getting your message across to others via writing, speaking, or advertising.

MAY 25, 2012

Friday, May 25, 2012

Confidence and inner harmony prevail. You can move forward with creative projects and express yourself more easily and comfortably now. Your efforts are well received at this time.

MAY 24, 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

If you are a writer, teacher or student or are involved in any intellectual work, this is a positive time for you: ideas flow and it is easier than usual to express your thoughts. Also, this is a good time for buying, selling, negotiating, and communications of all kinds.

(Source: dailylibra)

This was done quickly: When the signs have a suprise exam

derpastrology:

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

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LEO:

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LIBRA:

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CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

Well this freaking sucks…

derpastrology:

They say Libra is the “partnership sign”: always either looking for a partner or compensating for their partner’s flaws. Sounds like the kind of people who’ll forgive me for a bit of teasing, don’t they? Let’s find out!

What Animes the Zodiacs would love:

roxyschoiceass:

Aries: Bleach, Dragon Ball
Taurus: Fullmetal Alchemist, Kamichu!
Gemini: Hetalia, Baka to test
Cancer: Tsubasa Chronicle, Ouran High School Host Club
Leo: Shining Tears x Wind, Bakemonogatari
Virgo: Black Butler, Tokyo Mew Mew
Libra: Honey and Clover, Ef: A tale of melodies
Scorpio: Death Note, Hell Girl
Sagittarius: Pokemon, One Piece
Capricorn: Mushi-shi, Hikaru no Go
Aquarius: AIR, Digimon
Pisces: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, K-ON!

(Source: litouski)

derpastrology:

(I’m back!)
The signs when hungry between meals
Aries: Eat anything convenient
Taurus: Will eat and will eat allot
Gemini: Meh, order pizza
Cancer: Make something to eat him/herself
Leo: Ask someone else to get him something
Virgo: Wait til mealtime
Libra: Won’t eat if she/he can’t find something good
Scorpio: Just ignore it.
Sagittarius: Tries to ignore but end up eating anyways
Capricorn: Eat the first edible thing he/she finds
Aquarius: Battles hunger
Pisces: Gum
(translated by me)

derpastrology:

(I’m back!)

The signs when hungry between meals

Aries: Eat anything convenient

Taurus: Will eat and will eat allot

Gemini: Meh, order pizza

Cancer: Make something to eat him/herself

Leo: Ask someone else to get him something

Virgo: Wait til mealtime

Libra: Won’t eat if she/he can’t find something good

Scorpio: Just ignore it.

Sagittarius: Tries to ignore but end up eating anyways

Capricorn: Eat the first edible thing he/she finds

Aquarius: Battles hunger

Pisces: Gum

(translated by me)

derpastrology:

What school subject would the signs most likely hate (It depends on the person though, but this is the most likely…)
ARIES: History
TAURUS: *Any foreign language*
GEMINI: Biology
CANCER:P.E
LEO: Physics
VIRGO:Chemistry
LIBRA: Math
SCORPIO: Art
SAGITTARIUS: Music
CAPRICORN: Creative writing
AQUARIUS: Politics (this is translated, idk about other countries but in Vietnam this is an important subject)
PISCES: Geography

derpastrology:

What school subject would the signs most likely hate (It depends on the person though, but this is the most likely…)

ARIES: History

TAURUS: *Any foreign language*

GEMINI: Biology

CANCER:P.E

LEO: Physics

VIRGO:Chemistry

LIBRA: Math

SCORPIO: Art

SAGITTARIUS: Music

CAPRICORN: Creative writing

AQUARIUS: Politics (this is translated, idk about other countries but in Vietnam this is an important subject)

PISCES: Geography

Why the Zodiacs would be in prison.

  • Aries: Driving too fast, then getting violent with the Policeman, that stopped them for it. Or maybe caused an accident.
  • Taurus: Strangling their business partner, because they embezzed money from them.
  • Gemini: Commiting a murder and blaming their split personality for it.
  • Cancer: Killing family member out of jealousy/mistreating another member.
  • Leo: Stabbed their best friend for wearing the same dress as them to a party, and looking better in it.
  • Virgo: Attacking their neighbour, because they never mowed their lawn and let their trash blow into Virgos perfectly manicured lawn. Might also break into their house and force them to shower and clean their house.
  • Libra: Pick pocketing. Speaking weirdly to children at the mall.
  • Scorpio: Attempted murder. Most likely with poison.
  • Sagittarius: While traveling to another country to help with a major crisis he was asked to speak for America and their deep concern for all that had been affected by this crisis, but he didnt speak the language very well and accidentally offended the entire country.
  • Capricorn: Fell in love with a waitress, wanted to rescue her from her meaningless job and let her stay at his home, never even realized she couldn't stand him! He came back time after time trying to get her to see he was everything she'd ever wanted... she tried to tell him to go away many times, but he never heard her... she got a restraining order, he broke it.
  • Aquarius: they invented a machine that cloned people in their basement, so they had to stalk and kidnap people to lock them in the basement while cloning them, someone escaped and told the authorities...but they were going to let them go, eventually!
  • Pisces: Public Intoxication, and possession. Attempted murder, that failed miserably.

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derpastrology:

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CAPRICORN:

*** SORRY CAPPIES, NONE YET D: ***

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Derp Astrology: The Zodiacs' favourite weather

randomzodiac:

Thank you for the idea, anon. :) I think mostly anyone will like sunshine, isn’t that right? But here’s some other things the Zodiacs might like.

Aries: Sunny, but a little cloudy
Taurus: Dusty weather
Gemini: A storm
Cancer: Fog
Leo: Flurry
Virgo: Slightly breezy
Libra: A…